Football is a violent ground acquisition sport and a capitalist metaphor for war.
I love football.
Coldplay is a band. Apparently they will be part of the half-time show at Superbowl 50.
I do not love Coldplay.
Having Coldplay up for the half-time show @ the Superbowl, with their pablum-esque elevator music (imagine a child covering their ears and saying “la-la-la-la” for eleven minutes and you have every Coldplay song, ever) – It weakens the brand.
Back when Ray Nitschke, The Purple People Eaters, Mean Joe Greene and Lyle Alzado all roamed the killing fields of the NFL the only half-time music was the screams of the dying – the way God intended.
To the NFL: Get your shit together.
readers reader – Stay Metal!